We had a nuts bachelor/ette party weekend!
Friday Lisa was in super-clean-up mode getting the house ready for her naughty-lady party / bachelorette party for herself, and Megan. After picking up a few things for them, I ditched outta the house just before everyone started showing up. Mike and I hung out a bit at his place before we embarked on the house-boat prep trip. We did a Costco run for TriTip, etc. got the keg of Sierra, and headed out to Paradise Point. We dropped off most of the stuff, had a few horns and hung out with our neighboring houseboat which also happened to be a bachelor party, for a few hours while Lisa's party was in full swing. After getting the call that her and the girls were headin out to Mojo's for more craziness, we started headin back. Around midnight I heard noise outside and checked the front door to find Lisa and Stacie lolling on the front porch. We got to bed and that was that.
Saturday, Kimi, Nikki and Lisa were going to take a limo to Sacramento for some more partyin' down, but they were all beat and nixed the idea. Around 10 I heard from Gary that he and Jack were already at the houseboat so I had to get my ass in gear. By 11 or so we were all there, Gary, Mike, Andrew, Mikey, Jack, and myself. Big Gary, my cousin Justin, and Mike's buddy Frankie met us at the island later on. So with horns-a-plenty, and a blow-up doll as a ship mascot, and a pair of 12" JBLs on the roof pumpin tunes we set sail.
So in a nutshell here were the major events:
1. Mike pushed my ass in the water while i was taking a piss off the roof and the boat was going full speed. Andrew rescued me.
2. We went to Lost Isle and had a few My Ties (sp wtf), watched pole dancers, played volley ball, lost, tide went out, boat got stuck, we ALL pushed our mofo asses off and broke free.
3. Make some great tritip and sausages on the bbq.
4. Jack got ripped and fell off the roof. Luckily on the water (not dock) side. We pulled his ass out, and he lost his shorts including his wallet and cellphone.
And that's about it. Lisa was a doll and couldn't wait for me to get home. We met and had lunch at Panera's Bread, and chilled out the rest of the weekend, swam in the new pool. Fin....